Chapter I: A Furry Parody Finds Love
1. Introducing Sozont Sozont the Tigri-Hippo-Strich pranced across the prairie, happy to be alive.
Stopping at a small pond, he idly looked at himself, his ultraviolet
fur irridescing in the moonlight. His leg-feathers were a little dirty
from dancing in the mud, but that had been a good time! A growling
in his stomach reminded him that tigrihippostriches are carnivores. "Perhaps
I can find a rabbit to eat," he thought. He bounded off across the
prairie, faster and faster, just for the glorious feel of the sweat poring
out of his hippo segment. Unfortunately, the first rabbit he came across
was Tardrayn-rah, who was very helpful with Sozont's computer problems and
shouldn't be eaten. With a curt "hello", Sozont bounded off again to
look for a better choice of snack.